Save The Butterflies...

I try to respect all forms of life on this great big planet of ours, but I see no reason why spiders shouldn't be exterminated.

Sure they kill other yucky bugs like bees, flies, mosquitoes, etc...But we have fly spray and aeroguard for that. And what about the pretty butterflies??

Half a butterfly's life is spent as a catapillar forced to crawl around on the ground or in trees until the time comes when its ready to break out of its cocoon, and fly free into the sky as a beautiful happy butterfly. This is when the spider strikes and puts an end to the innocent butterfly's short lived happiness.

The butterflies are then subjected to a slow painful horrifying death!!! First they get trapped in the evil spiders sticky web and are left there to contemplate their impending death, then the spider comes along and injects them with some type of imobilizing poison and wraps them up for later consumption.

So say NO to spiders and YES to butterflies, do your part next time u see a spider, KILL IT before it has time to spawn more evil eight legged million eyed butterfly murders into this world.

The following are useful weapons in the fight against spiders:

• Shoes (preferably flat bottomed, so they cant hide in any groves)
• Books (Thick ones, cause spiders can act dead and then spring back to life)
• Bug Spray (Spray until its covered in white)
• Machine gun (Must be a good shot)
• Bow and Arrow (Must also be a good shot)
• Rocket launcher (As long as u point it in the general direction of the spider you can't miss)

(The only spider that should be allowed to live is Charlotte from the children's cartoon "Charlotte's Web" she was nice, so no one kill Charlotte.)